Anaconda - large arboreal boa

Sunshine: Let's go for supper.

Me: Wait, I want to watch this show first, look O'Shea is catching an anaconda.

Sunshine: What is that?

Me: It's the biggest snake in the world, that anaconda, you know?

Sunshine: What biggest snake? Anaconda can't be the biggest snake. The biggest snake should be bapa-conda or mak-conda.

And I nearly dropped dead laughing!